8-Bit Theater | ||
Episode 905 | ||
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In Rod We Trust | ||
Date Published | 2007/10/11 | |
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When one stops to think on it, black magic is represented as far more useful than it would likely be.
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Thief | If only we knew who took the Orb of Air. |
Fighter | Ah-ha! This sounds like a job for Encyclopedia Fighter! |
Black Mage | Didn't I just stab you? |
Fighter | Yeah. I was pretending. |
Black Mage | Well, pretend this! |
Thunder is heard rolling outside. | |
Fighter | Wanna help look for clues? |
Black Mage | Did getting skewered through the chest somehow (and nonsensically) remove all my powers? |
Thunder rolls twice more. | |
Dragoon | The trouble with your lightning spells may be that we are indoors. |
Black Mage | That's much too logical to matter. |
Dragoon | Okay, but this tower has lightning rods. Y'know, 'cause it's tall. |
Black Mage | Fine. Everyone shut up, or so help me, I will reduce this tower to cinders with my big fire spells! |
Dragoon | Yeah, it's a stone tower. It's not going to burn. |