|What he said.|
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Maybe it was a parrot.
|Dragoon||Sorry about that, guys.|
|Dragoon||Muffin gets cranky if I miss feeding time.|
|Black Mage throws his arms in the air.|
|Fighter||That's an odd thing to blurt.|
|Black Mage||There was a dragon! Right here! All full of teeth and fire.|
|Thief||In this room?|
That makes no sense.
A) Dragons are huge, and B) They are largely fictional.
And put your arms down!
|Black Mage puts his arms down.|
|Black Mage||It was real! It had fangs and scales and everything.|
|Dragoon||Are you sure it wasn't just a very tall lizardman with bad teeth?|
|Black Mage||I've seen dragons before, I know one when I see it!|
|Thief||It'd be easier to believe your claimsif they weren't really stupid.|
|Fighter||Maybe it was a unicorn.|
Let me finish.
Dressed up like a dragon.
There's a simple way to solve this.
|Fighter||Or a lizardman in a unicorn suit disguised as a dragon.|