8-Bit Theater | |
Episode 909 | |
What he said. | |
Plausibly Deniable | |
Date Published | 2007/10/20 |
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Maybe it was a parrot.
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Dragoon returns. | |
Dragoon | Sorry about that, guys. |
Dragoon | Muffin gets cranky if I miss feeding time. |
Black Mage throws his arms in the air. | |
Black Mage | Dragon! |
Fighter | That's an odd thing to blurt. |
Black Mage | There was a dragon! Right here! All full of teeth and fire. |
Thief | In this room? That makes no sense. A) Dragons are huge, and B) They are largely fictional. And put your arms down! |
Black Mage puts his arms down. | |
Black Mage | It was real! It had fangs and scales and everything. |
Dragoon | Are you sure it wasn't just a very tall lizardman with bad teeth? |
Black Mage | I've seen dragons before, I know one when I see it! |
Thief | It'd be easier to believe your claimsif they weren't really stupid. |
Fighter | Maybe it was a unicorn. Let me finish. Dressed up like a dragon. |
Black Mage | Shut. Up. |
Dragoon | Y'know. There's a simple way to solve this. |
Fighter | Or a lizardman in a unicorn suit disguised as a dragon. |