8-Bit Theater
Episode 913
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The Last Of The 9XX Jokes
Date Published October 10th, 2007
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Thief evil plan to destroy the world finally surfaces!

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ThiefYou bring up a good point, though. Where is Red Mage?
ThiefMy guess? Our "gracious" host kidnapped him! Probably to feed him to the dragon.
DragoonI can hear you, y'know.
ThiefDragoon will likely bargain for Red Mage's life. Then he will double-cross us and feed him to the dragon anyway.
ThiefThen, in a final double-cross, he will feed us to the dragon.
Black MageWhy go through all that? He could just feed us to the dragon right now.
ThiefPoor, naive, stupid, plump Black Mage.
Black MageI can hear you too.
ThiefHow else do you suggest he destroy the world's only hope for survival?
ThiefIdentify the real heroes, delay them, then join a band of easily dupes rubes, become their leader, and trick them into questing across the world only to stab them all in the back at the last minute?
ThiefAt least, that's what I would do.
ThiefI said "hypothetically" right?
Somewhere in there?
Black Mage and Fighter look down.
ThiefWhere is that Red Mage?

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