|The Truth As He Sees It|
|Date Published||Thursday, November 1st|
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Thief's daring plot goes unnoticed by Dragoon.
|Thief||It's not going to work, Dragoon.|
For my own reference, though, which thing that I'm not doing is this that won't work?
|Thief||Trying to extort money and treasure from us so you won't feed Red Mage to your evil dragon.|
|Dragoon||You know you kicked him into the next room.|
We all saw it.
It's a hard fact that eye-witness testimony is unreliable at best.
|Thief||The mind concocts its own story of what "really" happened even if it has to invent memories to support the mental narrative.|
|Thief||The way I remember it, you kidnapped Red Mage.|
|Thief||And which lies am I more likely to believe? Yours or mine?|
|Dragoon||Is everything you guys do is unnecessarily duplicitous as this?|
|Black Mage||No. This is fairly straightforward.|
|Black Mage||I haven't enacted any of my nine concurrent assassination plots yet.|
|Thief||I'm sorry, but you actually think about those things ahead of time?|
|Thief||They always seem kind of half-assed.|
|Black Mage||Maybe to the stupid untrained elf eye.|
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