8-Bit Theater
Episode 914
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The Truth As He Sees It
Date Published Thursday, November 1st
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Thief's daring plot goes unnoticed by Dragoon.

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ThiefIt's not going to work, Dragoon.
For my own reference, though, which thing that I'm not doing is this that won't work?
ThiefTrying to extort money and treasure from us so you won't feed Red Mage to your evil dragon.
DragoonYou know you kicked him into the next room.
We all saw it.
It's a hard fact that eye-witness testimony is unreliable at best.
ThiefThe mind concocts its own story of what "really" happened even if it has to invent memories to support the mental narrative.
ThiefThe way I remember it, you kidnapped Red Mage.
ThiefAnd which lies am I more likely to believe? Yours or mine?
DragoonIs everything you guys do is unnecessarily duplicitous as this?
Black MageNo. This is fairly straightforward.
Black MageI haven't enacted any of my nine concurrent assassination plots yet.
ThiefI'm sorry, but you actually think about those things ahead of time?
ThiefThey always seem kind of half-assed.
Black MageMaybe to the stupid untrained elf eye.
Shows Black Mage's list:
Kill Fighter with
  • A knife
  • or a stick
  • or a cliff
  • or invent guns and then use the guns
  • or a big spell with fire and screaming
  • or two knives!


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