|Free Comic Book Day 2009|
won't get a big audience
at Open Mic Night.
|Date Published||Thursday, April 30, 2009|
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Countries have their secrets...Oh, and that's one good haiku over there.
- Taravai Island, French Polynesia, 1999
|Dr. Dinosaur|| The pathetic grunts|
of you half-apes are nothing
worth bragging about.
Behold my mastery of the mammal haiku!
|Robo||That does nothing to address the fact that real dinosaurs don't have larynxes!|
|Dr. Dinosaur||Shut up, I'm a time travelling genius!|
|Robo||(coming towards Dr. Dinosaur, who's reloading) I'm sorry, but it's much more likely you're the deranged result of illegal genetic experimentation.|
China, Japan, France, Russia, America they've all got secret facilities on remote Pacific islands just like this one.
|He fires at Robo, who jumps away.|
|Dr. Dinosaur||With huge weapon stockpiles!|