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Field of Battle Chapter 2
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Sgt. Stone
And the men of EZ Company in...A Fistful Of Bullets
Date Published Tuesday, August 2, 2005
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Newbie gets caught in an awkward and deadly situation...

Cast AppearingEdit

  • Lancer Puma
  • Engine Ocelot


  • EZ Company base of operations garage


My name is Pvt. Roy G. Bivowitz.
And this is my first day with the EZ Company.
(Cut to a wide-eyed recruit...)
I must look like a wide-eyed newbie to these guys.
But I'm sure I'll fit right in soon enough.
Lancer PumaUh, hi. Command sent--
Engine OcelotHey, hand me that central torque spanner.
Lancer PumaUh, okay, sure.
Lancer Puma(handing over a wrench) Like I was saying, Command HQ sent me--
Engine OcelotHold it. How'd you know what a central torque spanner was?
Lancer PumaIt, it was just a wrench.
Engine OcelotThey didn't exist until yesterday when I invented them.
Lancer PumaWrenches are all you have.
Engine Ocelot(pointing his shotgun at him) That's not true. I've also got this surgical grade shotgun.
Lancer PumaPermission to runaway.
He gives the shotgun a good CHA-CHIK!
Lancer Puma(babbling nervously) I really think you're being rash about this whole thing there's no need to be rash, dear God, be less rash about this! We can talk it out, talking is good, there are no bullets when you talk if no one is crazy, not that I'm saying you're crazy or anything like crazy, as a matter of fact some of the least crazy people I've known brandish shotguns at the drop of a hat, I think President Lincoln is widely known for it.


  • Lancer Puma's real name is a play on the mnemonic of the colors of the rainbow: "ROYGBIV"

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