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Field of Battle Chapter 5
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Sgt. Stone
And the men of EZ Company in...Peril At Thirty-Thousand Feet
Date Published Friday, August 5, 2005
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The team goes BRB, mentally.

Cast AppearingEdit

  • Lancer Puma
  • Engine Ocelot
  • Maniac Eagle
  • Cannon Lizard
  • Wire Camel
  • Axe Koala


  • EZ Company base of operations


Maniac EagleWho is that?
Engine OcelotHim?
That's just the new guy. I was giving him a hard time.
Cannon LizardNew guy, huh? Well, getting the newbie killed in his first ten minutes of service will certainly save us the trouble of giving him a nickname.
Engine OcelotOl' Splatterguts.
Axe KoalaHow about Methuselah?
Silence, as the scene pans from each of the EZ Company members, including Lancer Puma.
Axe KoalaSee, it's ironic.
Maniac EagleIt won't matter what we call him if that tank crew wakes up.
Axe KoalaMan, screw you guys.
Lancer PumaGuys?
I'm gonna make a run for it to open up your line of fire.
Cannon LizardWait!
I heard if you don't move, then they can't see you.
Axe KoalaYou're thinking about Tyrannosaurs again.
Cannon LizardFact: Tyrannosaur is the tank of the pre-historic world.
Lancer PumaCan we focus!?


  • Methuselah is a Biblical character from the Old Testament, said to have lived over 960 years, and so is a figure of speech for any living being that lives for a very long time. It's rather ironic, really, that he'd name him Methuselah...on the brink of death.

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