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Field of Battle Chapter 6 | |
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Sgt. Stone And the men of EZ Company in...A Coffin Of One's Own | |
Date Published | Saturday, August 6, 2005 |
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Something tells me they're just jealous.
Cast Appearing[]
- Shine Octopus
- Refulgent Cat
- Lancer Puma
- Engine Ocelot
- Maniac Eagle
- Cannon Lizard
- Wire Camel
- Axe Koala
Setting[]
- EZ Company base of operations
Script[]
My name is Pvt. Roy G. Bivowitz. | |
(his eyes narrow)And I'm not going to be killed on my first day. | |
He leaps over a nearby overturned Jeep and grabs the rocket launcher perched at the tires. He takes aim...beeping can be heard. | |
Shine Octopus | What is that beeping? |
Refulgent Cat | Oh, that's just the jerk detector. It detects you. |
Shine Octopus | That does it! |
The tank explodes, with Lancer Puma smiling. | |
Lancer Puma | Did you guys see that? |
Engine Ocelot | Gunny, how many times are we going to have this conversation? |
Lancer Puma | Guys? |
Engine Ocelot | The anklyosaurus is clearly the tank of the pre-historic world. |
Cannon Lizard | Then the T-Rex is the artillery strike. |
Lancer Puma | Guys? |
Engine Ocelot | I can agree to those terms. |
Axe Koala | Gentlemen? the stegosaur. Discuss. |
Maniac Eagle | Don't let them get you down, kid. You did good today. Welcome to the EZ Company. |
I proved I belonged here that day. | |
And six months later they finally gave me a nickname based on the outcome of a drunken game of darts. | |
Now they call me Rookie. | |
Thank God Slim passed out. If not, I'd be Suzie. |