| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 154 | |
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| I have another: He's a landscape gardener and he's gonna plant you in the ground | |
| It Was A Nice Try. As Usual. | |
| Date Published | Wednesday, May 29th, 2002 |
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Giant hits hard for an entity that doesn't exist...
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| Red Mage | You're a walking impossibility. Think about it! A being of your size couldn't be bipedal, your spine would snap like a twig! For Gods' sake, man. Where did you find enough material for your crude loin cloth? Or enough wood to make your enormous club Or enough leather to fashion your smelly ol' shoes? |
| Giant | ER... THERE WAS A SALE? DOWN AT GROG'S DISCOUNT REALLY AND REALLY TALL-- |
| Red Mage | Wrong! |
| Red Mage | I'll tell you where you got it all. You got it from nowhere, that's where. And do you know why? 'Cause giants don't make sense from an evolutionary standpoint! |
| Giant | LOUSY EVOLUTION. WHAT YOU DO FOR ME? NUFFIN'! |
| Red Mage | (out of frame) Exactly! You never existed in the first place, so evolution couldn't have done anything for you! |
| Giant | (out of frame) WELL, IF I'M NOT HERE, THEN THIS WON'T HURT YOU! |
| Red Mage | Wait! I have another theory, you're a pacifist! |
| Giant crushes Red Mage into the ground with his club, hitting Black Mage and Thief in the process. | |
| Black Mage | Why can't I die? |
| Thief | My god, the pain! |
| Red Mage | ...Ouch. |
| Fighter | Well darn it. |