8-Bit Theater | |
Episode 009 | |
BLARG! | |
What the thief says… | |
Date Published | March 26th, 2001 |
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The party walks back home, and Fighter's "Save the Planet" sense is tingling.
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Fighter | I can't believe you nuked the Giant's Forest. Now we'll never find the Cave of No Return. Jerk. |
Black Mage | Ugh.
There never was a Cave of No Return, you clod. |
Fighter | Yeah right. Like the old man would lie after I paid him all our gold in exchange for some information on where to find an adventure. |
Black Mage | I hate to break it to you, but he took our gold. |
Fighter | Ha! You think you're so smart. Well, for your information, he didn't take our gold, I gave it to him, so there. |
Switches to Black Mages thoughts. | |
Fighter | Duh, I am the Fighter, I gives away all of our shineys. |
Black Mage Hadokens Fighter. | |
Fighter | Blarg! I am dead! |
Switches back to reality. | |
Black Mage | Heh heh, sucker. |
Fighter looks confused | |
Black Mage | Ahem. Nevermind. Let's just get back to town. |
Fighter | (out of frame) Why? |
Black Mage | (out of frame) To get our money back from the old man! |
A bush moves. | |
Black Mage | Well, what're we waiting on! |
Thief comes out of the bush. | |
Thief | The plot thinkens… |
Thief goes back inside the bush and follows Black Mage and Fighter. |