| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 016 | |
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| Maybee youe shoulde trye oute. | |
| The Quest to Assault the Elderly! | |
| Date Published | April 15th, 2001 |
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Black Mage starts to get angry at the obvious friendliness of saying the same thing over and over again.
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| Corneria Guard | Welcome to Corneria! |
| Fighter | I like swords. |
| Corneria Guard | Welcome to Corneria! |
| Fighter | I like swords. |
| Corneria Guard | Welcome to Corneria! |
| Black Mage | Come here, you idiot! |
| Fighter | Yo. |
| Black Mage | What is wrong with you? |
| Fighter | What? I'm a Fighter. I really do like swords. |
| Black Mage | Doesn't it seem odd to you that the guards can only say one useless phrase over and over? |
| Fighter | I thought he was being friendly. |
| Black Mage | Forget it. Let's just get inside and see what's going on. |
| And so, in the City of Corneria… | |
| There is a sign. The sign reads:
WANTED: | |
| Fighter | Dude! This is right up our alley! We're heroes. We can do this. |
| Black Mage | You fight for money, I weave occult Magiks for money, and you give it all away because you're a moron. Heroes, we ain't. |
| Fighter | We could give it a shot. |
| Black Mage | Hey, yeah! What a great idea! We'll sacrifice ourselves for the greater good--THBBBBBBT! Now let's go ruckus that old man. |
| Meanwhile... | |
| the bush that hides Thief moves into Corneria. | |