| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 021 | |
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| Death comes in many varieties, especially if you've stolen from Black Mage. | |
| Assaulting the Elderly at Last! | |
| Date Published | April 27th, 2001 |
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The old men eat some electric death.
Cast[]
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Old Man 1
- Old Man 2
- Bartender
Setting[]
Script[]
| Black Mage starts charging his spell. | |
| Old Man 2 | What's he doing? |
| Old Man 1 | Well, if I had to guess, I'd say that's electric death. |
| Black Mage | Bolt-2, mutha fugga! |
| Black Mage fries the old men. | |
| Bartender | Meep |
| The Bartender hides behind the bar. | |
| Black Mage | This'll go a lot easier if you co-operate. Got me!
I wanna know which one of you old crusty old punks took a whole lotta gold from my idiot friend, Fighter. |
| The men's corpses just sizzle. | |
| Black Mage | Wrong answer! |
| Bartender | It wasn't them! They haven't left this building in ten years.
Please don't kill me. |
| Black Mage | Yoing! |
| Bartender | Whew |