| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 586 | |
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| This has absolutely everything to do with the episode | |
| This is for, like, three of you. | |
| Date Published | Saturday, August 13, 2005 |
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Star Trek and Transformers actually go well together, in my opinion.
Cast Appearing[]
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Fighter McWarrior
- Thief
- Jean-Luc Picard
- A Transformer (Hoist)
Setting[]
Script[]
| Red Mage | Okay, let's compare notes. |
| Black Mage | What is this, some kinda study group of lame? Who takes notes? Seriously. |
| Red Mage | (under a pile of notes) I, er, I wouldn't know. |
| Red Mage | But I do know that Ranger and Berserker are still alive and why they're looking for a rat tail. |
| Black Mage | I feel it prudent to mention that neither of these matter if we just murder them. |
| Red Mage | Yes, but-- |
| Black Mage | Then it's settled, next subject! |
| Thief | I'd like to mention how goddamn amazing I am. I conned a god of trickery in the afterlife. |
| Red Mage | Afterlife? You know you weren't actually dead, right? Just very close to it. |
| Thief | That's crazy. Why would Raven lie about...oh. The trickery thing. |
| Thief | Maybe I should've read his contract a little more closely. |
| Black Mage | Contract trouble? Sounds like you finally got hoisted on your own petard. |
| Fighter | Wait, that doesn't make sense at all. |
| Black Mage | Dammit, petard, not Picard. Stop thinking about your stupid Star Trek/Transformers cross-over fan fiction. |
| Cut to Picard wearing a Transformers badge, with a Transformer on his shoulder. | |
| Jean-Luc Picard | Engage and roll out! |