8-Bit Theater | |
Episode 005 | |
RUN FIGHTER RUN! | |
Fight, heroes, fight! | |
Date Published | March 14th, 2001 |
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Fighter shows off his best tactic yet.
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Fighter | All right. I didn't want to have to do this, but you leave me no other choice. |
Fighter runs away. | |
Giant | HEY… |
Scene changes to Black Mage and Thief fighting. | |
Thief | C'mon. Cough up the gold, magic-loser. |
Black Mage | OK, yeah. Sure. Just let me reach into my secretive mage-style robes and pull out…
My knife! |
Thief and Black Mage lock swords. However, Thief pushes Black Mage's knife away from him. | |
Thief | Wrong move, sparky. |
Black Mage | Aww nuts. |
Fighter suddenly appears, swiping Black Mage away at light speed. | |
Thief | ?! |
Fighter | RUN AWAY!!! |
A shadow looms over Thief. | |
Thief | That's odd. The Thief's almanac didn't say anything about there being a total eclipse of the-- |
Giant | COME BACK HERE! |
Giant crushes Thief. | |
Thief | Is there a white mage in the audience? |