|Just admit it! You were actually going to write 'boobs' weren't you!?|
|NOR DOES THE FIGHTER LIKE THE NINJAS!!!|
|Date Published||Saturday August 18th, 2001|
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In Fighter's second attempt in making a comic, he fights some evil ninjas.
- Fighter McWarrior
- Unknown, probably not anywhere in particular
|Ninjas||We are ninjas and we ooze the the power of shadows!!!|
|Caption pointing to the ninjas say "The shadows won't show up on this black background but they are their!"|
|Fighter||Hahahahahaha! Stupid ninjas, you think that you are more bettar than me with fighting?!? I will slice all of you into little parts!|
|Ninja Boos||I am the boss of the ninjas! They will fight you to the the death! (It will be your death!)|
|Caption pointing at the misspelling of 'boss' say "I meant to write 'boss' but I cannot undo the words"|
|Fighter||Yaaaaaaar! All of the ninjas must diiiie!!!!!!!|
|Ninjas||Not if you are the first one who is first to die cause of our sharp ninja blades which are on fire!!!!111|
|Caption here saying "I could not draw it, but you can imagine the fire (it is dangerous.)")|
|Ninja Boos||I know my army of invincable ninjas will kill the weak Fighter because they are really big cheaters! he is doomed! Hahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahaha haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!|
|Fighter zooms past the ninjas waving he sword about.|
|Fighter||Ninjas are too slow for me because I move at the speed of swords--it is twice as fast as light you can look it up but I don't know where so don't ask--that is why you see my sword blur like that. Red Mage just told me it looks like I have a +4 against evil ninjae and it is good.
The ninjas don't knows it yet, but they're heads are about to explode from my ultimate swrod technique! Wait for it!
|The ninjas' heads explode.|
|Ninja Boos||Fighter, you have one this battle but there is one rule for the univarse and that rule is that THERE IS ALAWAYS MORE NINJA!|
|The ninja vanishes in a puff of smoke. The caption says "This is the smoke filled panel where the ninja boss disapears and that is why you can not sees him in it! I think that is so clevar!"|
|Fighter||Oh yeah sneaky naninja boss? Well I happen to know another rule of the infinite univarse! And that rule is that there is ALWAYS MORE SWORDS TO KILL NINJAS WITH!! I don't know what that means but it is teh truth!|