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- "If it's a Cave of No Return, then how does anyone know what's inside of it?"
- —Black Mage Evilwizardington on the Cave of No Return
The cave where the witch Matoya lives. It was confused with the Cave of No Return by the Light Warriors, and was first referenced in Episode 001: We're going where?. It is filled with skulls, but Matoya doesn't seem to mind them. It holds the Armoire of Invincibility, which was soon taken by Fighter when Matoya confused it with the Armor of Invincibility.